They say the best revenge is living well, but if I'm
 Kris 
Humphries, I'm thinking that, 
actually, the best revenge is to 
make my 
divorce from Kim Kardashian a 
Herculean task comparable to making a two-footer from the baseline. Rumor has it 
that since Kim announced her pregnancy with 
Kanye West, Kris is more motivated than than ever to drag out their official 
split.
Interestingly enough, it all starts with Kanye West's father ...
According to 
Now magazine, Kanye's dad is devoted Catholic and is desperate for Kim and Kanye to tie the knot 
before the baby gets here so it's not born out of wedlock.
I can just feel Kris Humphries rubbing his delicate hands together as he 
develops his egomaniacal plan to prolong the divorce as long as possible.
Kim-K totally turned 
Kris' world into a soap opera and now it's her turn to feel what it's like to 
have someone toy with your life. The marriage was all a game to her and poor 
Kris was swept away by paychecks, stardom, and the death grip Kris Jenner had on 
his balls.
I can't wait to see how this all plays out, but knowing the Karashians, it won't 
be too long before this is made into an episode of reality TV for our viewing 
pleasure.